Buckwild Spicy Bone Boys

The arch-lich Zulpardoon just wanted a relaxing evening alone in their study, without having to deal with the endless chores the owner of a respectable megadungeon has to keep up with. So they did what any sensible dread necromancer would do: animate some corpses to take care of the dirty work.

Unfortunately, so in a hurry to their bubble bath was the arch-lich that they bungled the spell, creating not the mindless and reliable (if not entirely durable) skeletons that are the necromancer’s mainstay, but rather, a crop of buckwild spicy bone boys. That is to say, skeletons with free will, but very little brain, who are constantly on fire.

That’s you—you’re the buckwild spicy bone boys. (Though you might not be boys, per se. Your pronouns and gender are your own business. I mean, you’re a literal flaming skeleton; who’s going to argue?)

Made in response to @diwataMANILA's TTRPG #promptober.

This game is based on Starshine's You Have One Ability: The Ability to Fuck This Up!